also my new favorite question to ask teenagers is “oh, did you learn about that on a tick tick?” because FRIENDS the colors they turn
As a teenager, this is so funny akjfjshdjfjfv
my mom used to ask me if i was “on the email” when i used the internet and i suddenly have an appreciation of what she was actually doing like it’s just so funny to be a clueless adult because so many kids take it so seriously and I’m just over here like “is this a devilish lick? am i winning?”
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
This is like. The opposite of the recovery position
